Dear Loyal Tuesdays With Jan Fans (Jans?),
I have spent the better part of one year crafting this blog, giving you dry witticisms, laughter, and tears. From my biting satire on Elite Daily articles and The Donut Heist, to my raucous posts on Social Media tropes, to the real stuff like my post about Cole or my grandmother. However, in doing this blog, I have amassed some debt. 53 Million Dollars to be exact. And so, instead of releasing my blog to everyone for a small fee, I have to resort to drastic measures. Starting next week, all future Tuesdays With Jan articles will be TIDAL Exclusives. Sure, I could probably do well keeping it out there, asking for donations through GoFundMe or Kickstarter, but it just seems smart to pigeon-hole myself instead of reaching out to the entire market. The bright side? By going to TIDAL, the blog quality will be microscopically better, so you will get a firecracker bang for your buck. And so, with that, I hope you all go over to TIDAL and subscribe to TIDAL so you can get TWJ and other TIDAL exclusives. I hear Kanye West is over there too, but I’m not positive.
Don’t Torrent Me!